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Village Head's Debauchery
by Royalpanda
When Orion is mysteriously transmigrated to a primitive world where everything, including goods and services, can be bartered, he is determined to make the most of his second chance at life.But as he delves deeper into this dangerous world filled with temptation and magic, Orion must use his wit, charm, and thirst for adventure to survive and make sure that he makes the most of it.–––––––––––––If you're not typically a fan of harem novels, give this one a try. It promises a refreshing take and m…
Stop Hypnotizing Me, Antagonist Princess!
by Fish-flavored cheese
Traversing to another world, Lin En is captured right from the start.The captor is the antagonist princess from the original work, intending to control him by using him for hypnosis experiments.In a critical moment, Lin En comes up with a quick-witted plan, feigning the success of the experiment and deceiving her with his acting skills.But this was only a temporary measure.Because in the original story, her ending is very tragic, and none of her associates meet good ends.Hence, Lin En must prete…
Please Stop Talking
by The Suckling Pig
Ye Feng had mutated, his body can obtain the corresponding superpower according to the information he heard! His deskmate, Wang Qiang: “If only I had an expert hacker as a friend, that’ll be great!” Computer amateur Ye Feng immediately turned into an expert hacker. Anywhere with the Internet was his territory! Wang Qiang: “Brother Feng, do you want to learn martial arts?” The moment he said that, Ye Feng had a burst of strength and became a martial arts grandmaster! Girlfriend: “Ye Feng, do you …
Making a harem after transmigrating
by Worthless_Wanderer
Wait right there!!! You stopped?! Good. Now, read below.I know what you guys are here for, so let me make it clear from the beginning, this novel has everything you want to see, like...Milfs, Virgins, Netori, No Yuri, Act of keeping the bloodline pure, Oyakodon, Succubus, Vampires, Elves, Queens in the harem, Princesses, Gilfs, Demonesses, Angels, Goddesses, Dragons, Phoenixes, Dryads, long seggs scenes, Dual cultivation, Cultivation, System, Yandere, Overpowered MC, and many more.This was somet…
Common Sense Hijack System
by Lil_Asmodeus
[ DING ][ Common Sense Hijack System Activated ]----That notification was the start of a whole new life for Karl. He who just used to be working at a convenience store and always getting annoying complaints from customers and some shady words from his manager. Become a totally free man who can flip common sense upside down!******Cover by AI------Support Me By Gifts or Power Stones -----
Heads-up! The CEO's Wife is a Hidden Big Boss!
by Feelings of South
Young Master Lu says, "My wife knows nothing at all and has a bad temper. You'd better not bully her." Gu Mang watches silently as this man warns everyone who comes his way.Young Master Lu says, "Read properly. How can you remember anything if you flip the pages so quickly?" Gu Mang takes up another book and reads it speedily.Young Master Lu complains, "What should I do when my babe hates studying?" What else can he do other than dote on her?Until one day..."Young Master, numerous universities i…
Mommy Alert! The CEO Daddy Won’t Stop Courting
by Wind Lemon Frost
She was abandoned since childhood, framed by her stepmother at eighteen, and after giving birth to a child with an unknown father, she was kicked out.Five years later, she returns with a genius baby, "Woman, five years ago you stole two of my babies, and you even lost one! How should I punish you? Hmm?" She was shocked, "Don't talk nonsense! I only stole one..." (Sweet and pet-filled to no end, featuring a genius little dumpling!)
Stop Messing Around, Mr Bo!
by Nannan Li
Ms Shen goes about her usual days while Mr Bo flirts with her relentlessly. "Isn't CEO Bo a pure and modest gentleman who doesn’t associate himself with females?"With lazy eyelids, Mr Bo lies idly on the sofa with a posture graceful, his face revealing a contented smile.Glancing at that face, Mrs Bo is suddenly reminded of the incident earlier—"Dear, address me as your husband."Deep beneath the cold demeanor lies a man who cannot lose her. When facing him, she is helplessly charmed.
Tower’s Richest Player: My Coins Won't Stop Increasing
by H2Oz_Anxious
“Money doesn’t buy happiness. It buys crazy ahh happiness.”[Ding!] ⟪ You have cleared the 100th Floor of the Tower of Beginning. ⟫ ⟪ As the requirements for the completion have been met, the game will now undergo a maintenance period. You will be logged out safely. ⟫ ⟪ Rewards for completing the floor will be made available after a maintenance period and a following content will be made available. ⟫ ⟪ You will be rewarded the permanent title: Conqueror of the Tower of Beginning, after the mainte…
Headed by a Snake
by CouchSurfingDragon
I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violen…
Common Sense Manipulation System
by WhySoEvil
Johnny is a young man who has continually struggled in life. Nothing seems to go his way, as his mother died a few years ago, leaving him with no one to call family. He has since been working a dead-end gas station job and just a few days ago, got fired. He now stands in his apartment, holding a rope in his hands.‘What is the point? No one loves me, I’m still a virgin at 21, and I can’t even hold a damn job.’ He thought miserably.Just as he was about to do something he might regret; he heard an …
My Aloof Husband Can't Stop His Devoted Affection
by Jin Xi
There is a saying that goes, a rabbit does not eat the grass by its own burrow.Doctor Jiang said seriously: "Nonsense, this is clearly the case of the pavilion closest to the water enjoying the moonlight first."*He is the young and promising psychologist Jiang Baizhou, skilled in understanding people's hearts, cold and noble. After marrying his childhood sweetheart Nie Cenjin, he was only enthusiastic about showing off their love.For several consecutive days, Cen Jin received strong complaints f…
My Hubby Can't Stop Pampering Me
by Green Jade Flute
Lu Weixi did the math in the morning. “Including today, you’ve been back a total of 10 days this month. We agreed when we got married five years ago that you’ll give me 50,000 a month, and that you’ll come home five days a month. You’ve exceeded that number. That'll be additional.”Qin Zhiyi curls his lips. “It’s too much of a hassle that way. How about we make it a lifelong deal?”
The Making of the Vampire Queen
by madskie00017
"Alliyah and Areej against the world remember? You will always be my big sister whatever happens ..." ~ Areej."I will conquer the world, if that's what it takes to keep my loved ones by my side."~ Alliyah."Love is the most difficult promise to give, the most dangerous addiction to have, and the most satisfying pleasure."~ Sharmaine."No matter who you are, what you are... You will always be the one for me."~ Isaiah."Seize your destiny. This world will not wait for you. Take it by your own hands!"…
Common Sense Manipulation App
by Lil_Asmodeus
Karl, a young man stuck in a rough patch after losing his job and burning through almost all his savings, wandered through the cold, dark streets of Eldoria. On the damp, silent sidewalks, he stumbled upon something bizarre: an old gacha machine mysteriously appearing at every corner he turned, almost as if it was following him. Driven by a mix of curiosity and the overwhelming weirdness of the situation, Karl finally gave in and used his last bit of money on the machine. From the gacha ball, he…
Making The Duke Mine
by stranger2_no1
Her slender finger began tracing his facial features as she spoke, "My desire to make you mine," Her finger moved towards his plump lips as she sensually caressed them under her thumb, wondering how they would feel on hers. Will it be as mind-blowing as she had always imagined it to be? "Is still as solid as a rock, but...." She suddenly stopped her movement and stepped away from him. He frowned. When did she become so bold to touch him like that? He knew her for being timid and naive. Yes, he k…
Mountain village beauty: Brother, don't stop!
by Dream Endless True Self
After graduating from university, Wang Hao returned to his village, where due to an accident, he accidentally acquired nine tattoos of dragons, each in a different color.Since then, young maidens and married women alike flocked to him one after another...
The Clingy Contract: My CEO Husband Won't Stop Spoiling Me
by Xu Xuxu
Ye Gushen and Tang Suiyu were married by imperial decree!Tang Suiyu thought that this cold-hearted and emotionless man married her just because of a marriage contract, but in fact..."Honey, autumn is here..." "Good girl..."The next day, several truckloads of clothes were delivered home."Honey, green grapes taste good..." "Good girl..."The next day, she acquired dozens of vineyards."Honey, someone said I don't deserve you!" "Good girl..."The next day, that person, huh, where did they go!A long ti…
The Alpha Can't Sense His Mate
by SamuelCPrecious
Alpha Zadok is a ruthless Alpha and King of the BloodHound pack. After a betrayal from the witches that saw to the killing of his parents and close extermination of his people, he retaliates and eradicates the entire witch clan in his territory. After the extermination, he is met with the cruel reality of the fact that he has been placed with a curse that hinders him from sensing his mate. When an unsuspecting and powerless witch gets teleported to the wrong location and kills a wolf in her wake…
Making Pets A Worldwide Phenomenon
by Ooty
# QI REJUVENATIONSpiritual auras were rejuvenated. The animals mutated and humans became summoners.However, society did not collapse. Mutated pets and summoners became part of the lives of humans.In the corner of a city, a jaded store manager was taking a nap on a recliner. Beside him was a small, fat, ice-blue dragon. As it ate ice cream, it flapped its wings and stirred up a cool breeze that blew over the manager.On the floor, a small, bluish-white milk cat was playfully chasing after a fat, r…